1 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:54,000 陈 杨 文 字 幕 公 司 制 作 2 00:04:08,660 --> 00:04:11,660 这皮软的老和尚 3 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:15,610 偏偏听那该死的弼马温的攒弄 4 00:04:16,660 --> 00:04:20,660 叫我来巡山 探妖怪 5 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:23,610 来巡山 6 00:04:28,660 --> 00:04:31,610 看见那妖怪我躲还躲不及呢 7 00:04:32,660 --> 00:04:33,610 还巡山 8 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:45,610 呸 9 00:05:19,660 --> 00:05:23,660 悟净 八戒怎么还不回来 10 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:25,610 大师兄已经找他去了 11 00:05:31,660 --> 00:05:35,660 悟净 此山甚是险恶 12 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:39,610 师父放心 二师兄巡山很快就会回来了 13 00:05:40,660 --> 00:05:42,610 来 您坐 14 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:01,610 妖怪 妖怪 15 00:06:02,660 --> 00:06:06,610 啊唉 没有妖怪呀 16 00:06:07,660 --> 00:06:09,610 怎么戳了我一下 17 00:06:14,660 --> 00:06:16,660 啄木鸟啊 嘿 18 00:06:16,660 --> 00:06:19,660 弼马温欺负我也就罢了 19 00:06:19,660 --> 00:06:22,610 你也来欺负我 哎呀 20 00:06:27,660 --> 00:06:31,610 你一定把我老猪的鼻子 当成块为烂木头 哈 21 00:06:32,660 --> 00:06:34,610 找虫子吃来啦 22 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:40,610 我把鼻子包起来 23 00:06:54,660 --> 00:06:55,610 鸟儿屎 24 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:03,610 你这遭瘟的鸟儿 25 00:07:05,660 --> 00:07:09,610 哎呀 回去吧 回去吧 26 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:14,660 唉 不行 那弼马温要问起我来 27 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:18,660 我怎么说呀我 28 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:23,660 师父要问我这是什么山哪 29 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:26,610 唉 我说是什么呢 30 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:32,660 唉 唉 师父要问我是什么山 31 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,660 我就说是石头山 唉 32 00:07:35,660 --> 00:07:37,610 要问我是什么洞 33 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:41,220 唉 我就说是石头洞 34 00:07:47,620 --> 00:07:50,410 今天咱们到哪去抓人去啊 35 00:07:50,660 --> 00:07:51,660 小的们 36 00:07:51,660 --> 00:07:52,660 在 37 00:07:52,660 --> 00:07:54,660 跟我去巡山咯 38 00:07:54,660 --> 00:07:56,610 走咯 39 00:07:57,660 --> 00:07:59,610 巡山去咯 40 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:01,610 慢 41 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:06,660 贤弟 今日巡山你要仔细看看 42 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,660 是不是有个唐僧打此经过 43 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:11,660 你把他给我抓来 44 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:14,660 嗨 我们要吃人 哪儿不能捞他几个呀 45 00:08:14,660 --> 00:08:16,660 专门儿捉这个唐僧干什么 46 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:20,660 唉 贤弟 我在天界曾听人说 47 00:08:20,660 --> 00:08:24,660 这个唐僧是金蝉长老转世 48 00:08:24,660 --> 00:08:25,660 哦 49 00:08:25,660 --> 00:08:27,610 吃了他的肉可以长生不老 50 00:08:28,220 --> 00:08:29,170 当真 51 00:08:29,780 --> 00:08:33,370 那我们还打什么坐 练什么功啊 52 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:37,010 只要把这个唐僧抓来 53 00:08:37,660 --> 00:08:39,610 大家吃了就行啦 54 00:08:40,660 --> 00:08:42,610 好 我去拿他 55 00:08:43,660 --> 00:08:45,660 贤弟 先别着急啊 56 00:08:45,660 --> 00:08:47,660 你没见过唐僧 57 00:08:47,660 --> 00:08:49,660 抓错咯那怎么办哪 啊 58 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:51,660 来 59 00:08:51,660 --> 00:08:54,610 好 小的们 等等 60 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:59,660 唉 贤弟 我记得他们的模样儿 61 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:01,660 给他们师徒画了个图形 62 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:02,660 拿去 63 00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:06,660 见到他们你可以照验照验 64 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:07,610 哈哈 65 00:09:12,660 --> 00:09:14,660 嘿绝不会错 师父 66 00:09:14,660 --> 00:09:16,660 嘿嘿 真的 67 00:09:16,660 --> 00:09:17,660 师父 68 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:19,660 师父 二师兄来了唉师父 他来了 69 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:20,660 八戒 70 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:21,660 师父 71 00:09:21,660 --> 00:09:22,660 这是什么山 72 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:23,660 石头山 73 00:09:23,660 --> 00:09:24,610 洞是什么洞 74 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:25,410 石头洞 75 00:09:25,660 --> 00:09:26,660 洞是什么门 76 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,660 叮儿叮的铁链门 77 00:09:28,660 --> 00:09:29,660 洞里有多远 78 00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:31,660 啊 洞里有多远 79 00:09:31,660 --> 00:09:34,660 洞有三层门 若问门上多少钉 80 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:37,610 就说俺老猪心忙记不清啦 对不对 81 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:40,660 猴儿哥儿 你又没去巡山 82 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,660 你怎么知道我老猪心里想说的话 83 00:09:42,660 --> 00:09:45,610 我把你给个含糊 84 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:51,660 你哪里是去巡山 85 00:09:51,660 --> 00:09:53,660 分明是偷懒睡大觉 86 00:09:53,660 --> 00:09:55,660 若不是那只鸟儿把你啄醒 87 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:56,610 你这会儿还回不来呢 啊 88 00:09:57,660 --> 00:09:59,610 那只鸟儿是你变的 89 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:02,660 师父 90 00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:03,660 八戒 91 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:04,660 师父 92 00:10:04,660 --> 00:10:05,660 大师兄 93 00:10:05,660 --> 00:10:06,660 别拦着 94 00:10:06,660 --> 00:10:07,660 师父 95 00:10:07,660 --> 00:10:08,610 悟空 96 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:10,660 师父 你看 97 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:13,660 八戒 悟空说你撒谎 98 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:14,660 我本来不信 99 00:10:14,660 --> 00:10:15,610 不想果真如此 其实该打 100 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:20,660 好 101 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:21,660 师父 102 00:10:21,660 --> 00:10:24,660 悟空 观其后效 再打不迟 103 00:10:24,660 --> 00:10:28,660 师父说不打那就认罚 104 00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:31,660 你再去巡山 若是再敢偷懒睡大觉 105 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:32,660 不敢不敢 106 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:33,660 快去 107 00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:34,660 不敢了 108 00:10:34,660 --> 00:10:35,660 快 109 00:10:35,660 --> 00:10:36,610 二师兄 去吧 110 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:55,660 猴儿哥儿呀 我说不骗人了 111 00:10:55,660 --> 00:10:58,610 你又拿个树枝儿来打我 嗨 112 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:19,610 啊 乌鸦 113 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:24,660 乌鸦唉 你又是师兄变的对不对 114 00:11:24,660 --> 00:11:29,600 我老猪这回可没睡觉啊 哈哈 115 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:48,610 这 这哪有妖怪啊 116 00:11:54,660 --> 00:11:57,610 啊 哈哈 117 00:11:59,660 --> 00:12:03,610 猴儿哥儿呀 你又变个妖怪来吓唬我呀嘿 118 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:17,610 我是过路的 嘿 119 00:12:18,660 --> 00:12:20,660 大王 他说他是过路的 120 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:23,610 大王 这和尚跟这个图上这个 121 00:12:25,660 --> 00:12:26,660 你看 122 00:12:26,660 --> 00:12:28,610 这是唐僧 123 00:12:30,580 --> 00:12:32,530 这猴脸儿的是孙猴子 124 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:33,660 怎么还不回来 125 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:36,660 这长耳朵大嘴巴是猪八戒 126 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:37,610 对 127 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,610 你就是猪八戒 128 00:12:43,660 --> 00:12:44,610 不是 不是 129 00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,660 和尚 把嘴伸出来 130 00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:53,660 伸出来 131 00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:56,660 塑封了 不能伸出来 嘿嘿 不能伸 132 00:12:56,660 --> 00:12:59,660 小的们 用钩子把他的嘴钩出来 133 00:12:59,660 --> 00:13:02,660 钩出来 134 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:04,610 你们看个够吧 嗯 135 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,660 去你吧 136 00:13:07,660 --> 00:13:09,610 他跑了 抓住他 137 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,610 去 138 00:13:21,660 --> 00:13:22,660 悟空 139 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:23,660 啊 140 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:24,660 悟空 141 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:25,660 师父 142 00:13:25,660 --> 00:13:28,610 八戒巡山去了许久 143 00:13:31,380 --> 00:13:33,330 师父不晓得他的心思呀 144 00:13:33,660 --> 00:13:35,660 怎么 他有什么心思 145 00:13:35,660 --> 00:13:38,660 若是有妖怪 他一定回来报我 146 00:13:38,660 --> 00:13:40,660 想是没有妖怪 147 00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:42,660 路途平坦他一路跑过去了 148 00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:44,660 唉 师父 我们上马吧啊 149 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:46,610 走 赶他去 150 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:10,610 放了我 151 00:14:15,660 --> 00:14:19,660 哥哥 哥哥 让我抓住了一个 152 00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:21,660 哎呀 太好啦 带上来 153 00:14:21,660 --> 00:14:22,610 好 154 00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,440 把他给我抬上来 155 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:27,660 来啦 156 00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:30,660 抬上来 抬上来 这家伙真够重的啊 157 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:36,610 放了我 放咯 158 00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:40,610 老实点儿 你老实点儿 159 00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:43,660 唉 贤弟 抓错啦 160 00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,660 吃这个和尚没用 161 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,660 啊 没用 162 00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:49,660 没用 没用就放了我吧 163 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:51,610 不能放 哥哥 164 00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:56,610 咱们待会儿把他脱了毛拿盐腌着吃 165 00:14:57,660 --> 00:14:58,660 啊 腌着吃 166 00:14:58,660 --> 00:14:59,660 腌猪肉 167 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:02,610 拿不如蒸着煮着好受 168 00:15:04,660 --> 00:15:05,660 小的们 169 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:06,660 在 170 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:07,610 把他抬下去 171 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,660 哎哟 我真倒霉啦 172 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:14,660 碰到这些卖盐肉的妖精啊 哎呀 173 00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:19,660 哥哥 他和唐僧都是一起的 174 00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:20,660 他就是猪八戒呀 175 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:24,660 嗨 我知道 可是吃猪八戒的肉没用 176 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:28,660 非吃唐僧的肉才能长生不老哇 177 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:32,610 嗨 有了猪八戒唐僧就不远啦 178 00:15:38,660 --> 00:15:40,610 师父 你瞧 179 00:15:44,660 --> 00:15:45,610 当心 180 00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:57,660 唉 你们看 181 00:15:57,660 --> 00:15:58,660 唐僧来啦 182 00:15:58,660 --> 00:16:00,660 在哪儿呢 183 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:02,610 山下就是 184 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:07,660 在哪儿呢 没看见啊 185 00:16:07,660 --> 00:16:10,610 唉 看见没有 那骑白马的就是 186 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:16,660 悟净 我怎么总是打冷颤 187 00:16:16,660 --> 00:16:18,660 师父可能得了风寒病 188 00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:19,660 风寒病 189 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:24,660 胡说 想必走在 这荒山野岭心虚胆怯 190 00:16:24,660 --> 00:16:27,610 唉 师父 待徒儿给您开路如何啊 191 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:39,610 走 192 00:16:41,660 --> 00:16:43,610 师弟 跟上 193 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:50,610 唉 师父 您瞧 194 00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:02,660 好个孙悟空 195 00:17:02,660 --> 00:17:04,610 果真名不虚传哪 196 00:17:06,180 --> 00:17:07,370 唐僧肉吃不成啦 197 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,610 啊 二儿大王 唐僧肉为什么吃不成 198 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:12,660 你看他那根铁棒 199 00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:14,660 我们洞里有谁能经的起 200 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:16,660 大王 唐僧肉吃不成 201 00:17:16,660 --> 00:17:18,660 不如做个人情 202 00:17:18,660 --> 00:17:20,660 把猪八戒还给他吧啊 203 00:17:20,660 --> 00:17:24,660 唉 唐僧还是要吃 204 00:17:24,660 --> 00:17:27,660 不过不能硬取 205 00:17:27,660 --> 00:17:29,660 你们先回洞去 206 00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:31,660 我自有办法 207 00:17:31,660 --> 00:17:32,610 是 208 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:50,610 师傅 救命 209 00:17:53,660 --> 00:18:01,610 救命啊 师傅 210 00:18:03,660 --> 00:18:07,660 救命 救命啊 211 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,660 悟净 是谁在喊救命 212 00:18:09,660 --> 00:18:10,610 不知道 213 00:18:11,660 --> 00:18:13,610 救命啊 师傅 214 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:16,660 师父 在前边 215 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:17,610 救命啊 216 00:18:21,660 --> 00:18:22,610 救命啊 217 00:18:27,660 --> 00:18:31,660 哎呀 师傅 救命啊 218 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:32,660 师父 219 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:38,660 师傅 师傅 我是山下道观里的一个道士 220 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:43,660 今天上山砍柴不幸把腿跨跌伤 221 00:18:43,660 --> 00:18:45,610 望师傅救命啊 222 00:18:50,660 --> 00:18:51,660 哎呀 223 00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:53,610 师父 不可 224 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:55,610 悟净 225 00:18:56,660 --> 00:18:59,660 悟净 可怜他上了年纪 226 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:04,660 又摔伤了腿 我是僧 他是道 227 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:08,610 衣冠虽别 修行之理则同 228 00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:12,610 师父 这 229 00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:20,660 老道 请骑上我的马送你回道观去吧 230 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,660 多蒙师傅厚情 231 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:27,660 可是我腿跨跌伤 骑不得马呀 232 00:19:27,660 --> 00:19:31,660 这 悟净 233 00:19:31,660 --> 00:19:33,660 唉 师父 234 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,660 悟净 去把行李放在马上 235 00:19:35,660 --> 00:19:37,660 你驮他一程吧 236 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,610 师父 我 237 00:19:40,660 --> 00:19:41,610 悟净 238 00:19:43,660 --> 00:19:44,660 是 239 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:45,610 快去吧 240 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,610 师父 我来驮 241 00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:51,610 大师兄 242 00:19:52,660 --> 00:19:54,660 老道长 还是我来驮你吧 243 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:56,660 唉 大师兄 我来驮 244 00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,660 你靠边儿 245 00:19:58,660 --> 00:19:59,610 哦 246 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:09,660 老道长 还是我来驮你吧 啊 247 00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:13,610 有劳长老 多谢多谢 248 00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:25,610 走 249 00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:33,610 走 250 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:41,660 大王大王 那唐僧让我们抓住啦 251 00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:45,660 哥哥 哥哥 哥哥 252 00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:46,660 有劳贤弟 253 00:21:46,660 --> 00:21:47,610 你来看 254 00:22:00,660 --> 00:22:04,660 哥哥 这回咱们可以吃唐僧肉啦 255 00:22:04,660 --> 00:22:06,660 对 256 00:22:06,660 --> 00:22:08,660 贤弟 还是不能吃 257 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,660 怎么 这不是唐僧嘛 258 00:22:11,660 --> 00:22:14,610 是唐僧 可这 259 00:22:17,660 --> 00:22:20,610 至今还没有抓到孙悟空 这猴子神通广大 260 00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,280 吃他的师父他岂肯善罢甘休 261 00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:26,660 哥哥 你也太抬举他啦 262 00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:29,660 那猴子在途中想暗算于我 263 00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:31,660 被我用移山之法将他压住 264 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:34,610 现在他已经寸步难移啦 哈哈 265 00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:37,610 好 小的们 266 00:22:38,660 --> 00:22:42,610 准备酒菜 为二大王庆功 267 00:22:43,660 --> 00:22:45,660 等一等 小的们 268 00:22:45,660 --> 00:22:47,660 先把唐僧拉下去 洗吧干净 269 00:22:47,660 --> 00:22:49,610 一会儿咱们蒸着吃啊 270 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:56,610 蒸了 去你的吧 271 00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:00,660 你们这帮妖怪 谁敢动我师傅一根指头 272 00:23:00,660 --> 00:23:03,610 我大师兄来了绝不轻饶你们 273 00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:05,660 好你个沙和尚 274 00:23:05,660 --> 00:23:07,610 还胆敢口出狂言 275 00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:14,660 贤弟 那猴子压在五行山下五百年 276 00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:17,660 都不曾死 可要慎重啊 277 00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:22,660 好 那就等把猴子抓到 咱们一块儿吃 278 00:23:22,660 --> 00:23:23,660 嗯 279 00:23:23,660 --> 00:23:24,660 小的们 280 00:23:24,660 --> 00:23:25,660 有 281 00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:27,660 把他们都给我压下去 282 00:23:27,660 --> 00:23:28,660 走 283 00:23:28,660 --> 00:23:32,610 师父 284 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:34,490 等待会儿我让精细鬼儿拿着咱们的宝贝 285 00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:40,330 把那孙猴子装回来不就得了吧 286 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:44,660 好呢 不过 287 00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:48,610 是用你的紫金葫芦还是用我的玉静瓶呢 288 00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:52,280 既然那猴子神通广大 289 00:23:52,660 --> 00:23:54,960 用一件宝贝恐怕拿不住他 290 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:58,250 那就两件都拿去吧 291 00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,290 嗯 292 00:24:23,660 --> 00:24:26,610 小神参见大圣 293 00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:31,660 好你个山神 不怕俺老孙倒怕那妖怪 294 00:24:31,660 --> 00:24:34,660 怎把山借给他来压俺老孙 295 00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:36,660 小神不敢 小神不敢 296 00:24:36,660 --> 00:24:38,660 只因那妖怪神通广大 297 00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:43,660 是他念动咒语 每日聚我山神土地 298 00:24:43,660 --> 00:24:45,660 到他洞中听用 299 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:48,660 哦 这是什么妖怪 300 00:24:48,660 --> 00:24:53,600 竟敢把山神土地唤迷糊啊 301 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,610 山神 你看那放光的是什么宝物 302 00:25:01,660 --> 00:25:05,660 哦 大圣 那是妖魔的宝物 303 00:25:05,660 --> 00:25:07,610 想是他用这宝贝来降你 304 00:25:11,660 --> 00:25:14,660 好既如此 你回去吧 305 00:25:14,660 --> 00:25:16,660 我自有法儿拿他 306 00:25:16,660 --> 00:25:19,610 小神告退 小神告退 307 00:26:04,660 --> 00:26:08,660 哎哟 308 00:26:08,660 --> 00:26:10,610 你怎么增了我一下儿啊 309 00:26:11,660 --> 00:26:12,610 你怎么搞的你 啊 310 00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:14,660 是你先碰了我一下儿啊 311 00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,660 什么 312 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:17,610 你先碰我 你碰我 313 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,610 唉 这是谁啊 314 00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,610 问问他去 315 00:26:26,660 --> 00:26:29,610 嗨 你什么人 你是干什么的 你为什么笑 316 00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:35,660 呵 小道人见老道就要跌跤做晋见礼 317 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:40,660 跌跤做晋见礼没听说过 你是哪儿来的 318 00:26:40,660 --> 00:26:42,610 我是蓬莱山来的 319 00:26:43,660 --> 00:26:50,610 啊 蓬莱山是出神仙的地方啊 320 00:26:51,660 --> 00:26:53,660 呵呵 我就是神仙 321 00:26:53,660 --> 00:26:55,660 神仙 神仙 322 00:26:55,660 --> 00:27:02,660 我今天到这里要渡个成仙了道的好人 323 00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:03,660 好啊 324 00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:08,660 我们是好人渡了我们吧渡了我们吧神仙 325 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,610 我是真的好人啊 渡了我们吧啊嘿嘿 326 00:27:13,660 --> 00:27:18,660 你们从哪儿来呀 要到哪里去呀 327 00:27:18,660 --> 00:27:21,660 我们从莲花洞来 我们莲花洞的 328 00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:22,610 去捉拿孙悟空 329 00:27:25,660 --> 00:27:28,660 是保护唐僧去取经的孙悟空吗 330 00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:30,660 对 正是 331 00:27:30,660 --> 00:27:32,660 我和你们一道去拿吧 332 00:27:32,660 --> 00:27:34,660 不用帮忙 333 00:27:34,660 --> 00:27:37,660 我家二大王 叫我们拿宝贝去捉拿他的 334 00:27:37,660 --> 00:27:38,660 什么宝贝 335 00:27:38,660 --> 00:27:42,610 紫金红葫芦儿 洋脂玉静瓶 336 00:27:43,660 --> 00:27:44,610 拿来给我看看 337 00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:55,660 这么个小瓶 小葫芦可怎么装人哪 338 00:27:55,660 --> 00:27:58,660 老神仙 你还不知道哇 339 00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:02,660 我把这宝贝底儿朝天 口儿朝地 340 00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:05,660 我不管叫了谁的名字 341 00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:07,660 他一答应就装进去啦 342 00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:08,660 对呀 343 00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:10,610 过了一时三刻就化成浓水儿啦 344 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:17,610 好宝贝 好厉害啊 345 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:23,660 好 我给你们看看我的宝贝 346 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:25,610 你也有宝贝 347 00:28:26,660 --> 00:28:28,610 好哇 哎呀 348 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:31,610 来 349 00:28:32,660 --> 00:28:35,660 哎呀 老神仙 你这是什么宝贝啊 350 00:28:35,660 --> 00:28:40,600 老神仙 失敬失敬 老神仙 我们有眼不识泰山哪 351 00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:44,660 起来起来 352 00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:47,660 老神仙 你这葫芦也是仙家的宝贝吧 353 00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:48,660 是吧 354 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:52,610 你这是葫芦孙子 我这是葫芦爷爷 355 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:54,610 爷爷 356 00:28:56,660 --> 00:29:02,660 老神仙 你这葫芦虽大可是它不中用啊 357 00:29:02,660 --> 00:29:06,610 我这葫芦虽小它能装千人哪 358 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:08,660 装人有什么稀罕 359 00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:12,660 我这葫芦连天都装得下 360 00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:15,660 老神仙 你这只怕是谎话吧 361 00:29:15,660 --> 00:29:18,660 不信不信 若是真能装天 装给我们看看 362 00:29:18,660 --> 00:29:19,660 装给我们看看 363 00:29:19,660 --> 00:29:22,660 若是不信 待贫道装一次天给你们看看 364 00:29:22,660 --> 00:29:24,610 那好 365 00:29:33,660 --> 00:29:37,610 三太子 三太子 366 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:44,660 三太子 367 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:45,610 大圣 368 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,660 三太子 俺老孙有事求你 369 00:29:48,660 --> 00:29:51,660 大圣 大圣有何吩咐 370 00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:54,660 待俺老孙一念咒语你就把天遮起来 371 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:55,660 好吧 372 00:29:55,660 --> 00:29:57,610 多谢多谢 373 00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:28,660 洞士道兵 天兵天将 374 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:32,660 如不听我调遣 我便打上凌霄宝殿 375 00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:37,660 你们一个个不得安生 376 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:41,610 你们全都要听俺调遣 377 00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:06,660 这是怎么回事儿啊 378 00:31:06,660 --> 00:31:09,660 这天怎么黑了 啊 哥哥 379 00:31:09,660 --> 00:31:13,660 哎哟 老神仙 我们这可知道天怎么装啦 380 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:14,660 你快把天给我们放出来吧 381 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:18,610 要不然什么也看不见啦哎哟 382 00:31:22,660 --> 00:31:24,610 呀嗬 天怎么又亮了 啊 383 00:31:25,660 --> 00:31:28,660 老神仙 老神仙 您法力无边哪 384 00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:30,660 佩服佩服 真灵啊 385 00:31:30,660 --> 00:31:32,660 这精细鬼伶俐虫儿怎么还不回来 386 00:31:32,660 --> 00:31:35,660 别着急 出不了事儿 喝 387 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:36,610 好喝 388 00:31:37,660 --> 00:31:42,660 老神仙 等等 等等我们呀老神仙 法力无边哪 389 00:31:42,660 --> 00:31:46,610 老神仙你能不能告诉我们那个孙悟空在哪啊 是啊 390 00:31:47,660 --> 00:31:52,600 哈哈 你们来看 孙行者就在那儿呢 391 00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:55,660 真在那儿 啊 392 00:31:55,660 --> 00:31:57,610 孙行者 393 00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:02,610 来啦 394 00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:08,660 伶俐虫儿 过来过来过来 395 00:32:08,660 --> 00:32:11,660 他把那孙悟空装到他葫芦儿里去了 396 00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:13,610 我们怎么办 397 00:32:19,660 --> 00:32:22,660 何不拿咱们这个跟他换换 398 00:32:22,660 --> 00:32:24,330 行跟他换 走 走 399 00:32:24,580 --> 00:32:26,250 他那宝贝啊能装天 又能装孙行者 400 00:32:26,660 --> 00:32:30,570 我说老神仙 你把孙悟空装到你葫芦儿里去了 401 00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:33,490 我们回去不好交差啊 是啊 402 00:32:33,660 --> 00:32:39,610 是不是拿我们这个葫芦儿 跟您这个葫芦儿换一换 403 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:44,660 拿你这个装人的葫芦换我这装天的葫芦 404 00:32:44,660 --> 00:32:47,660 你可真是个精细鬼呀 哈哈 405 00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:49,660 哎呀 老神仙 您看您说的 406 00:32:49,660 --> 00:32:53,610 哎 哎 来 407 00:32:53,860 --> 00:32:56,240 我看不如用咱们两个这个宝贝呀换他那一个宝贝 408 00:32:56,660 --> 00:32:57,610 怎么样 409 00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:00,610 对 换换换 410 00:33:02,660 --> 00:33:07,660 老神仙我看我们用两个 宝贝换您这一个宝贝 411 00:33:07,660 --> 00:33:08,660 怎么样 412 00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:10,610 怎么样啊 怎么样 413 00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:15,660 好吧 就算我晦气 414 00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,660 太好了 415 00:33:17,660 --> 00:33:22,660 好 就拿我这个装天的宝贝换你们两个装人的宝贝啊 416 00:33:22,660 --> 00:33:23,610 好 老神仙 417 00:33:32,660 --> 00:33:36,610 大王 请看好宝贝 418 00:33:43,660 --> 00:33:46,660 大王 孙悟空装在里面 419 00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:48,610 怕是早已化尽了 420 00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:53,610 请大王看吧 421 00:33:56,660 --> 00:33:58,660 好 打开看看 422 00:33:58,660 --> 00:33:59,610 是 423 00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:12,660 哈哈 孙悟空早已化尽 424 00:34:12,660 --> 00:34:14,660 可以吃唐僧肉啦 425 00:34:14,660 --> 00:34:17,660 吃唐僧肉哇 426 00:34:17,660 --> 00:34:18,610 小的们 427 00:34:21,660 --> 00:34:24,660 你二人以小换大 428 00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:27,660 得了这样的宝贝 确实精灵 429 00:34:27,660 --> 00:34:28,660 来 430 00:34:28,660 --> 00:34:30,610 谢大王 431 00:34:33,660 --> 00:34:37,660 哥哥 此宝既然可以装天 432 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:39,660 我们何不演示演示啊 433 00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:40,610 好 434 00:34:41,660 --> 00:34:45,610 大王 我来演示 我来 我来演示 435 00:34:46,660 --> 00:34:47,660 你来 436 00:34:47,660 --> 00:34:48,610 是 437 00:34:57,660 --> 00:35:00,660 注意 注意 天要黑啦 438 00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:02,660 注意 注意 注意 439 00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:05,660 小的们 点起火把 440 00:35:05,660 --> 00:35:06,610 点火把 441 00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:20,610 怎么不灵 442 00:35:21,660 --> 00:35:24,660 那老神仙一定是猴子变的 443 00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:27,660 用假宝贝把咱们真的换走啦 444 00:35:27,660 --> 00:35:30,660 大王息怒 大王息怒 445 00:35:30,660 --> 00:35:32,660 我听那老神仙说啊 还有几句咒语哪 446 00:35:32,660 --> 00:35:34,660 有咒语 好 你来 447 00:35:34,660 --> 00:35:35,610 我来 448 00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:52,610 起来了 怎么起来了 449 00:35:57,660 --> 00:36:00,660 不灵 不灵 450 00:36:00,660 --> 00:36:02,610 这肯定是假的 451 00:36:03,660 --> 00:36:04,610 怎么变小啦 452 00:36:06,660 --> 00:36:09,610 哎哟 变小了 这这抓住它 453 00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:14,610 猴儿毛儿 454 00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:17,660 猴儿毛儿 455 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:19,660 怎么回事儿啊 456 00:36:19,660 --> 00:36:21,610 哎 上了猴子的当啦 457 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:27,610 你们两个该死的东西 458 00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:29,610 闪开 459 00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:35,600 大王饶命啊 是他要换的 你的主意他换的嘛 460 00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:40,660 你们两个废物 461 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:44,660 贤弟 那猴子得了宝贝必然来巡视 462 00:36:44,660 --> 00:36:47,610 咱们得想个办法对付啊 463 00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:09,600 哥哥 咱们还有晃金绳啊 464 00:37:10,660 --> 00:37:14,660 晃金绳还在干娘手里呢 465 00:37:14,660 --> 00:37:19,660 我马上赶回鸭笼洞 让干娘带上宝贝来一趟 466 00:37:19,660 --> 00:37:23,660 大王 让我们去吧我们一定 火速把她接回来 不会误事了 467 00:37:23,660 --> 00:37:25,660 那好 你们两个一起去 468 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,660 是 谢谢大王 469 00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:28,660 慢 470 00:37:28,660 --> 00:37:30,660 这回你们得精灵些 471 00:37:30,660 --> 00:37:31,660 火速把老奶奶接来 472 00:37:31,660 --> 00:37:32,660 是 知道啦 473 00:37:32,660 --> 00:37:34,660 再有差错绝不轻饶 走吧 474 00:37:34,660 --> 00:37:35,610 是 大王 475 00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:49,610 快 476 00:37:50,660 --> 00:37:51,610 慢点儿 477 00:37:57,660 --> 00:37:58,610 别着急 478 00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:07,610 定 479 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:19,610 变 480 00:38:36,660 --> 00:38:39,610 慢点儿 稳着点儿 481 00:38:47,660 --> 00:38:48,610 稳着点儿 482 00:38:58,660 --> 00:39:03,660 你们到了我金角银角干儿那儿 483 00:39:03,660 --> 00:39:06,660 让你们多尝几口唐僧的肉 多尝几口 484 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:08,610 谢老太太 485 00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:11,660 怎么了 哎哟 486 00:39:11,660 --> 00:39:14,660 怎么停下了 啊 487 00:39:14,660 --> 00:39:17,660 怎么回事儿啊 488 00:39:17,660 --> 00:39:19,610 我走不动啦 489 00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:47,610 原来是个孤狸精 490 00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:17,610 孩儿参见干娘 491 00:40:18,660 --> 00:40:20,660 参加老太太 492 00:40:20,660 --> 00:40:22,610 孩儿们 免礼 493 00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:26,610 免礼 免礼啦 494 00:40:27,660 --> 00:40:28,610 谢干娘 495 00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:34,610 我儿请我到这里来干什么来啦 496 00:40:35,660 --> 00:40:38,660 干娘 我们抓住了东土来的唐僧 497 00:40:38,660 --> 00:40:43,660 不敢独自享用请干娘来同吃 也好益寿延年哪 498 00:40:43,660 --> 00:40:48,660 孩儿请干娘来 一则是吃唐僧肉 499 00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:52,610 二则是请干娘帮孩儿捉拿那孙猴子 500 00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:59,660 量那孙行者也逃不过我的晃金绳啊 501 00:40:59,660 --> 00:41:02,610 跟我去看看那唐僧啊 502 00:41:05,660 --> 00:41:08,610 干娘 这就是那唐僧啊 503 00:41:10,660 --> 00:41:12,610 这就是那唐僧啊 504 00:41:13,660 --> 00:41:16,610 怪不得细皮嫩肉的 505 00:41:17,660 --> 00:41:19,610 干娘 这就是沙和尚 506 00:41:23,660 --> 00:41:26,610 哦 还挺厉害的呢 507 00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:29,610 慢点儿 508 00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:34,660 这就是那猪八戒吧啊 509 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:36,610 是啊 是啊 510 00:41:39,660 --> 00:41:41,660 该死的老妖婆儿 511 00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:45,610 我大师兄要知道了 饶不了你们 512 00:41:54,660 --> 00:41:57,660 二师兄 你笑什么 513 00:41:57,660 --> 00:42:02,660 当是老妖婆儿来了 没想到是弼马温到了 514 00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:03,610 你怎么知道 515 00:42:04,660 --> 00:42:05,610 哎 干娘 516 00:42:07,660 --> 00:42:08,610 慢着 517 00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:13,610 干娘 慢走 干娘 请坐干娘 518 00:42:23,660 --> 00:42:27,660 那唐僧的肉倒不忙吃 519 00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:31,660 听说那胖胖的猪八戒的 耳朵甚是好吃 520 00:42:31,660 --> 00:42:34,610 割一个下来为我下酒 521 00:42:35,660 --> 00:42:36,660 小的们 522 00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:37,660 在 523 00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:40,610 把猪八戒的耳朵割下来 524 00:42:44,660 --> 00:42:49,600 遭瘟的猴子你一进洞来就想 割我的耳朵吃 哎哟 525 00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:58,610 我的儿 哼 快给老娘磕头吧 526 00:43:27,660 --> 00:43:31,610 我的儿 滋味儿不错吧 啊 527 00:43:51,660 --> 00:43:53,610 你往哪儿逃 528 00:44:01,660 --> 00:44:04,610 你逃不了啦 529 00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:09,660 哥哥 你来看 530 00:44:09,660 --> 00:44:13,660 哎呀 咱们的宝贝又都回来啦 531 00:44:13,660 --> 00:44:17,660 哥哥 那孙猴子也让我给抓回来啦 532 00:44:17,660 --> 00:44:18,660 真的 533 00:44:18,660 --> 00:44:20,610 小的们 抬过来 534 00:44:34,660 --> 00:44:36,610 是他 就是他 535 00:44:38,660 --> 00:44:43,660 有晃金绳捆着 他跑不了啦 536 00:44:43,660 --> 00:44:45,660 走 喝酒去 537 00:44:45,660 --> 00:44:47,610 走 喝去 538 00:44:49,660 --> 00:44:51,660 来 喝 539 00:44:51,660 --> 00:44:54,610 喝 喝 来 540 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:59,610 哥哥 这回啊咱们可以放心啦 541 00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:03,610 咱们就放心的喝吧 喝 喝 542 00:45:05,660 --> 00:45:06,660 八戒 543 00:45:06,660 --> 00:45:09,660 猴儿哥儿 这回耳朵吃不成了吧 啊 544 00:45:09,660 --> 00:45:13,660 呆子 老孙变化都是为了你们 545 00:45:13,660 --> 00:45:15,660 你怎么却走漏了风声 546 00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:18,660 如今老孙这就来救你们啊 547 00:45:18,660 --> 00:45:21,660 你得了吧 你如今都自身难保了 548 00:45:21,660 --> 00:45:25,660 还来救我们 你别说大话了你 549 00:45:25,660 --> 00:45:26,660 别吵 550 00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:31,600 喝喝等着吃唐僧肉 551 00:45:35,660 --> 00:45:40,600 沙师弟 叼跟猴毛 552 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:46,610 快撮 553 00:46:16,660 --> 00:46:19,660 沙师弟 你等着 554 00:46:19,660 --> 00:46:21,660 大王大王 不好啦 555 00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:22,660 什么事啊 556 00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:25,660 外边儿又有一个猴子打来了 他说他叫者行孙 557 00:46:25,660 --> 00:46:26,660 去 去吧 558 00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:27,610 是 559 00:46:29,660 --> 00:46:33,660 贤弟 刚才抓了个孙行者 560 00:46:33,660 --> 00:46:35,610 这回又来了个者行孙 561 00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:40,610 别着急 宝贝都在咱们手里头 562 00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:42,660 我去拿他 563 00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:44,610 对 去把他装回来 564 00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:53,660 好你个猴儿精孙行者呀 565 00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:55,660 倒被你逃出来了 566 00:46:55,660 --> 00:46:59,660 孙行者是我哥哥 我叫者行孙 567 00:46:59,660 --> 00:47:01,660 是来找你要人的 568 00:47:01,660 --> 00:47:07,660 我也不和你交手 我叫你一声你敢答应 569 00:47:07,660 --> 00:47:08,610 我就放了你哥哥 570 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:12,610 你叫我一千声 我回答一万声 571 00:47:14,660 --> 00:47:15,610 者行孙 572 00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:19,610 者行孙 573 00:47:21,660 --> 00:47:22,610 者行孙 574 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:25,610 哼 你外公在此 575 00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:38,660 哥哥 孙行者的弟弟者行孙 让我给装回来啦 576 00:47:38,660 --> 00:47:39,610 是嘛 哈哈 577 00:47:40,660 --> 00:47:43,610 先别打开 别让他跑啦 578 00:47:44,660 --> 00:47:46,610 等有了响声儿再打开盖儿 579 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:55,660 哟 我的妈呀 我的脚都化啦 580 00:47:55,660 --> 00:47:58,660 哦脚丫儿都化啦 581 00:47:58,660 --> 00:47:59,610 哦 是吗 哈哈 582 00:48:00,660 --> 00:48:01,610 我的腰都化了 583 00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:05,660 腰也化他就完了 584 00:48:05,660 --> 00:48:06,610 好好 585 00:48:07,660 --> 00:48:09,610 快打开看看 586 00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:13,610 再看看 587 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:19,660 者行孙这回真的变成浓水啦 588 00:48:19,660 --> 00:48:24,660 贤弟 唐僧师徒都是被你拿住的 589 00:48:24,660 --> 00:48:26,660 你的功劳很大呀 拿酒来 590 00:48:26,660 --> 00:48:28,660 大王 大王 591 00:48:28,660 --> 00:48:30,610 来 哥哥 先敬你一杯 592 00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:32,660 谢谢哥哥 593 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,660 还有 594 00:48:33,660 --> 00:48:34,610 来 595 00:49:01,660 --> 00:49:06,660 大王 二位大王洞来又来了个 行者孙在那里叫骂呢 596 00:49:06,660 --> 00:49:08,660 哎呀 捅了猴子窝啦 597 00:49:08,660 --> 00:49:09,610 怎么 598 00:49:11,660 --> 00:49:13,660 闲弟 晃金绳捆住了孙行者 599 00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:15,660 紫金红葫芦儿装上了者行孙 600 00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:17,660 这会儿又来了个行者孙 601 00:49:17,660 --> 00:49:20,660 哥哥 你怕什么 602 00:49:20,660 --> 00:49:25,660 我这紫金红葫芦儿有多少猴子 都能给他装进去 603 00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:26,660 等我再去装他 604 00:49:26,660 --> 00:49:27,610 好 605 00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:31,660 我叫你一声你敢答应吗 606 00:49:31,660 --> 00:49:35,610 我叫你一声你敢答应吗 嗯 607 00:49:40,660 --> 00:49:44,660 行者孙 你那葫芦儿从哪来的 608 00:49:44,660 --> 00:49:45,660 你那葫芦从哪来的 609 00:49:45,660 --> 00:49:49,660 我这葫芦是在开天辟地之时 610 00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:54,600 太上老君从昆仑山的 一裸仙藤上摘下来的 611 00:49:55,660 --> 00:49:56,660 啊 原来彼此彼此 612 00:49:56,660 --> 00:49:59,660 我这葫芦也是从那儿摘的 613 00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:00,660 我不信 614 00:50:00,660 --> 00:50:01,610 你不信 615 00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:04,660 当时仙藤上结有两个葫芦 616 00:50:04,660 --> 00:50:08,610 你这个是雌的 我这个是雄的 617 00:50:10,660 --> 00:50:12,660 先不管雌雄 618 00:50:12,660 --> 00:50:14,610 我叫你一声你敢答应吗 619 00:50:15,660 --> 00:50:16,610 你叫吧 620 00:50:19,660 --> 00:50:21,660 行者孙 621 00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:23,610 爷爷在此 622 00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:26,610 行者孙 623 00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:28,610 爷爷在此 624 00:50:31,660 --> 00:50:32,610 行者孙 625 00:50:33,660 --> 00:50:34,660 如今世道变了 626 00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:39,600 你那葫芦儿见了老公不敢扬威了 627 00:50:40,660 --> 00:50:41,660 行者孙 628 00:50:41,660 --> 00:50:44,610 爷爷在此 629 00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:48,660 银角大王 630 00:50:48,660 --> 00:50:49,610 啊 631 00:50:56,660 --> 00:50:59,610 我的儿 今天你也试试新吧啊 632 00:51:01,660 --> 00:51:03,610 贤弟呀 633 00:51:09,660 --> 00:51:14,600 妖怪 妖怪 634 00:51:15,660 --> 00:51:19,660 你别哭了 快把我们放下来 635 00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:24,660 准备好酒菜 让我师傅给你兄弟念念经 636 00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:26,610 好超度超度 哈哈 637 00:51:31,660 --> 00:51:33,610 好你个猪八戒呀啊 638 00:51:35,660 --> 00:51:39,660 闭上你那个臭嘴 你敢取笑我 639 00:51:39,660 --> 00:51:41,660 小的们 640 00:51:41,660 --> 00:51:42,660 在 641 00:51:42,660 --> 00:51:45,660 把他先放下来蒸烂咯 咱们吃饱了再说 642 00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:48,610 放下来 643 00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:51,660 大王 猪八戒不好蒸啊 644 00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:55,660 阿弥陀佛 我老猪是皮厚不好蒸 645 00:51:55,660 --> 00:51:57,660 大王把 他扒了皮就好蒸啦 646 00:51:57,660 --> 00:51:59,660 对 把他皮扒咯 647 00:51:59,660 --> 00:52:02,660 不扒皮也好蒸 汤滚了就烂啦 648 00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:05,610 大王 行者孙在洞外叫骂呢 649 00:52:09,660 --> 00:52:13,660 他这是气我洞中无人哪小的们 650 00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:14,660 在 651 00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:16,660 把他先吊起来 652 00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:18,660 等我抓了行者孙一块儿蒸 653 00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:20,610 走 654 00:52:32,660 --> 00:52:34,610 多扔几个啊 655 00:52:47,660 --> 00:52:49,610 金角大王 656 00:52:55,660 --> 00:52:56,660 金角大王 657 00:52:56,660 --> 00:52:59,610 大圣 且慢动手 658 00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:04,610 师祖饶命啊 659 00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:09,610 师祖 师祖 师祖饶命啊 660 00:53:10,660 --> 00:53:11,660 师祖饶命吧 661 00:53:11,660 --> 00:53:15,660 童儿 谁让你私逃下界 惹此大祸 662 00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:17,660 你那兄弟哪 663 00:53:17,660 --> 00:53:20,610 老官儿 在这葫芦里呢 664 00:53:21,660 --> 00:53:23,610 师祖 饶了我们吧 665 00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:32,660 那是我乘丹的葫芦儿 还有炼金用的石头 666 00:53:32,660 --> 00:53:34,660 被他们偷下界去 667 00:53:34,660 --> 00:53:37,610 大圣就请还我宝物 668 00:53:38,660 --> 00:53:42,660 哦你这老官儿纵容家属 下界为妖作孽 669 00:53:42,660 --> 00:53:43,610 你该当何罪 670 00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:50,600 是老夫管教不严 罪过呀罪过 671 00:53:52,660 --> 00:53:56,660 既然你当面认错 那就还给你吧 672 00:53:56,660 --> 00:53:57,610 拿去 673 00:53:58,660 --> 00:53:59,610 这 674 00:54:00,660 --> 00:54:02,660 这是俺老孙的 675 00:54:02,660 --> 00:54:07,600 这是老夫的一跟金丝带 也被他们偷下界去 676 00:54:16,660 --> 00:54:17,610 谢师祖 677 00:54:19,660 --> 00:54:21,610 快救你师父去吧